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occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.
(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.
When you cough/choke/gag on nothing. You be there breathing and all of a sudden, you are coughing for no reason. Casper just slithered his long schlong down your throat.
*Notices John coughing* "Why are you coughing so much? Are you choking on that Casper dick?"
When you choke/gag/ cough on nothing. You will be there doing nothing and you start coughing out of nowhere. Casper just slithered his long schlong down your throat.
*notices John coughing* "Why are you coughing so much? Choking on that Casper Dick huh?!"
When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
People that give off the impression that their dick is extremely tiny.
"Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."
"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."
When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.
In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.
I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.