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When the D gets soft half way up and topples over like a tower
i was finna smash but turns out he had topple dick.
Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.
Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick
An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.
That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.
A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit
My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass
When a guy is too depressed to fuck.
Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?
Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.
The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.
Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!