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super honest. no lies involved. you cant be dishonest if your dick is out. its just not something that can happen.
if im being dicks out honest over here, i hate your new boyfriend.
elusive, mysterious, a myth
Dude bro 1: Yoo, have you seen maddy's dick?
Dude bro 2: Nah bro i thought it was a myth.
You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.
Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee
A group of gentlemen/women with intellectual thinking far greater than a moderate human
Yeah , Those throat dick mfs really them fr.
Accidentally blowing you load in your partners face.
My girl was blowing me and came up for breath and I gave her the ole Dick Chenney
Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go?
Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.
Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.