"Hey Bro. I fucked your mom with my dick."
"Bro wtf?"
"I'm now your dad."
A thing that only boys have and what you can fuck with but use safety or if u want to be a father FUCK STRAIGHT IN
Person; Man having a dick is hard *THE END*
A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.
Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”
Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”
Used as a noun, a dick, refers to any type of firearm. I.e. a pistol, AR, shotgun etc.
"I am legally required to inform I am strapped, please believe I always keep the dick on me"
"Talking a lot of shit for someone who dont got a dick"
another word for penis and can describe mean people and suck my cock
stop being such a dick! Hurry and suck my dick!