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Brain Surgeon

When a man or a woman grasps and chokes a mans sack and then starts licking and poking the bulbous result with his or her tongue.

That chick is a brain surgeon

by grandolmasterroshi January 25, 2011

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anyone with half a brain

An expression meaning "if someone was even a little bit smart."

Anyone with half a brain would know that there are not really aliens on Mars!

by Misti Forcina January 28, 2015

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Waist-brain

A term to describe a girl who's intellegence meets but does not exceed the size of her waist.

Steve: Dude I am totally gonna hook up with her. She is totally hot.

Greg: What I thought you were into geeky chicks. That girl is a waist-brain.

by Greyn April 3, 2009

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brain blower

n: A person who feigns interest in another, very smart person just so that the brainy one will do their homework.

n: A morbid or depressed individual with a secret desire to publicly shoot themselves in the mouth, temple, or under the chin. Usually this form of suicide is their chief fantasy.

n: An unusually tough math problem.

If stupid Dax doesn't want to fail Algebra again he's gonna have to become a major brain blower.

Mary told me she thought about keeping a handgun in her backpack; I think she's a brain blower.

Fuck this Geometry bullshit... #8 is a SERIOUS brain blower!

by MC Bella January 23, 2007

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brain transfer

The transfer of contents from one brain to another or the organizings or corrections of brains (mainly around their birth) by other brains with the target to improve life form quality and constructiveness. In later phases of lifes it happens apparently only anymore mainly by influencing dreams while sleeping. (Non-surgical) Real brain transfer is always a proof that brains can use possibilities that r only explicable with psionics, so info transfers attained by talks or school teaching or relocations by basic travelling r not meant.

In the Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode β€œCody Goes to Camp” Zack begs his mother for driving him to his brother Cody by hinting to his (by brain transfer or telepathy arising) feeling that Cody needs him in this Camp. Complete brain transfers that are all taken back a few hours later r shown in the Wizards of Waverly Place episodes β€œQuinceaΓ±era” (2008) and β€œFamily Game Night” and also in the X Files double episode β€œDreamland” (1998).

Spock and his father Sarek have brain transfer abilities when they put some fingers to the cheek of someone else, especially in Star Trek II, III. The Star Trek hints and imitations of either (real) brain transfer or the (pure) lasting imagination of it continued later with the characters Counselor Deanna Troi, her mother Lwaxana Troi, and Tuvok. Feelings of ethnic affiliations, reincarnation, kharma, love, and telepathy are terms that tend to increase the probability of often happening brain transfers.

If you don’t believe in God then believe at least in the organizing and correction power of experienced brain transfer habits of the homo sapiens. It would be really ignorant if your atheism included also the dismissing of any brain transfer possibilities that can also work like a great network.

by Leonhard Kreissig September 21, 2011

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Fuzzy brained

Not quite a hang-over, the feeling that you can't get anything right the day after a night of drinking.

after drinking all that booze; I woke up today and felt great, I just feel a little fuzzy brained...

by Beowolfe7 March 23, 2011

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Brain Amoeba

I don't want it in muh brains! Get out muh brains amoeba! Brain Amoeba NOOOO!!

Hym "Holy shit is that a thing!? Are there amoebas in my brains!?!? What kind of monster would create such a... Oh... Right..."

Iam "Yeah... Brain amoeba is probably the most horrific thing I've of heard of recently. It is both tragic and sad... I'm sad..."

Hym "They need to put a warning label on those things. 'Be careful! An amoeba might eat your brains if you use this!' Why is that even something you should have to worry about!? Stop using that shit. Immediately. I command it."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2022

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