when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.
man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!
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The thing you heard incorrectly in that one tik tok sound.
"She my little poo thang."
"Nigga what?"
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(N) When your poop is really hard and causes pain to the anus; usually causes constipation; can be very painful trying to push out.
Boss: Why are you late?!
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...
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When you look over something like a magazine or something on your phone while taking a poo ๐ฉ
Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)
Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.
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Someone who reports to a higher up the exccessive time one may spend leaving a dump.
Ex. Don is such poo nark, i was just demoted for my half hour shits.
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a "Man Poo" is not a one time occurance, it happens everytime the person gets drunk...
the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*
Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.
Randomness can also include singing Epic 70's songs, stripping down to boxers, "Dancing" really badly.
Man Poo's are also typicall Males.
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