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When you get an erection while watching Morbius
I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.
An unpopular fatass mainly famous in Denmark
Yo niglet, you know lily-mae wood?
The fatass?
Yes
Yes I know her
Okay
A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.
“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”
Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics
Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send
Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!
The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.
2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.