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ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 6, 2003

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Phat ass

Big ol' attractive behind

Yo Nikki you got a phat ass.

by fishy boy 69 May 30, 2019

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ass wiper

same as ass wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.

My ex-husband is a short little ass wiper!

by Holly J. August 21, 2006

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COVID Ass

A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.

I seriously hate to admit this - but I have developed a painful case of COVID Ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

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Ass Wrath

The act of falling asleep with ones window closed. Throughout the night you start ripping complete ass all the scent settles in your room and when you awake and leave the room for a wile then return you are almost knocked out from your own scent lingering in your room

friend comes over in morning.

"Dude what the fuck your room has horrible ass wrath"

"Man...i know i forgot to sleep with my windows open"

"you fuck!"

by angelo colonna August 31, 2008

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Ass Crumb's

The matter left behind on the toilet seat from a previous person. Weather it's.... s**t, hair,sweat, anything with pigment. (Usually men). Any type of matter that provokes you to clean and or sanitize the damn thing prior to use. It F**king DISCUSTING , not to mention RUDE.

--"What's wrong honey?"
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)

by KyCalli August 14, 2015

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smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 7, 2008

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