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baby cave

n. A woman's vagina.

"Watch out, boys! Because thanks to Iron Hymen, my baby cave is better guarded than a maximum security prison – even one ringed with electrified razorwire and a crocodile-infested moat!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 08, 2005


Designer Babies

Advanced reproductive technologies allow parents and doctors to screen embryos for genetic disorders and select healthy embryos.It could "cure" genetic diseases in embryos by replacing faulty sections of DNA with healthy DNA.
www.bionetonline.org

A deaf lesbian couple has choosen to have two deaf children by artificial insemination using sperm from a man who had a long family history of deafness.They deliberately chose to bring a child into the world with a disability.This Raises a question about Designer Babies

by Ashlynn October 18, 2006


baby beard

When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard

When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015


widdle baby

a meme that is often found in the comments of definitions of urban dictionary. the typical comment from a user who identifies themself as "widdle baby" consists of "i wuv it" or "i do not wuv it," signifying either approval or disapproval of the defined word. the letter w typially replaces the letter l to simulate "baby speak," where the letter l is noticeably absent.

"i wuv it" - widdle baby

by widdle baby July 25, 2008


slap no babies

When a person says something stupid or outrageous, the accuser says "slap no babies" and gets to slap the victim repeatedly on the back of the hand until the victim says "babies." If the victim says "babies" before the accuser says "slap no babies," then the victim does not get slapped.
Anyone that hears the victim say something stupid can call "slap no babies" and slap the victim.

Accuser - "Do you play any sports?"

Victim - "I play roller hockey"

Accuser - "Slap no babies, roller hockey is not a real sport. Plus you're gay"

*accuser slaps victim*

Victim - "Babies"

by Assclownn April 15, 2010


baby gravy

Semen. Can be used in conjuncture with 'super duper' to describe when girls gets pregnant even though the man is wearing a condom. Twice...

"Jesus Sean, you have got some super duper baby gravy."
"Don't I fucking know it."

by The Strut September 29, 2004


baby feet

When someone masturbates in a community shower and the next person that uses the shower steps in the semen.

Man, my roommate is getting baby feet if he takes a shower right now.

by Rob1138 September 04, 2006