text-to-bang index

Abbreviated : TTB-Index. Refers to the number of texts it takes to achieve the much longed for intercourse with a woman. Take the number of texts, divide by the number of times you had intercourse and that yields the TTB-Index. A score between 1 and 10 usually points to an open-minded woman (read: slut) while any score about 100 can be safely considered a prude. Inbetween is just average.

- Tom, have you seen the new girl in Eco 101?
- Yah, she got some nice cans, wonder if she gives head..
- Well I think so, heard her text-to-bang index is way below 30!

bang my jack

to call someone

scha-mel : yo nigga bang my jack

rickey: df nigga?

scha-mel: its means call me fat jesus

what you bang

throw up your gang sign or tell what "hood" your from

"What you bang?" "P-Funk, baby!"

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Bang Out Of Order

British slang, it means something thats very offensive or extremely unfair.

Kid: You're a liar, Harry!
Harry: *Stomps upstairs and Ron follows him.*
Ron: That's bang out of order!

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Banging pots and pans

Working at a pizza shop...

Ayo.....Are you Banging pots and pans today?

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Big Bang Attack

Just before you cum onto a girl's face, you exclaim "Feast your eyes on Vegeta's, Big Bang Attack!" and unleash the load on her face.

"Ana, what did you think of my Big Bang Attack last night?"

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Bang-a-Baby Shot

This shot is made with equal parts blue curacao, peach schnapps, and everclear.

"Dude want a bang-a-baby shot?"

"Um, maybe. Why is it called that"

"Cause it starts smooth, and then you regret it almost instantly"

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