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What you put on your feet.
To take a healthy shower.
A form of cooking.
Jews are the People who control the world, what I mean by it is that they control these things:
- Music industry
- Film industry
- Governments
- Corporations & Companies
- Working class
They won't let this definition pass because this company, urbandictionary.om is also controlled the jews.
They also say that they believe in YHWH But in reality they worship the Devil.
Person 1: Hey I'm jewish!
Kanye West: Go kill yourself.
That is what jews are.
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Someone who is a great kisser but is very stingy with kissing people, IE gives small pecks instead of making out with a partner
Dan & I have been together for a while now & he’s turned into such a jew kisser
a term used when a Jewish person speaks unnecessarily and ends up having little to no meaning to it. Jewish people can use this term against a non-jew
Jew: *waffles*
Joe D: “stop Jew waffling”
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When a really cheap person feigns like "this time" they will pay. At any event where someone should share payment or pay for their own item, conveniently their wallet "gets stuck" in their pocket or purse because the other person has been known in the past to cover costs for them. Most times applies to people who like to take advantage of others for monetary gain, but can be any act of any perceived value.
Other terms related ; reverse jew with a twist : distracting someone temporarily in order to pay for an item or event
Reverse double jew : distracting someone in order to not pay, but better yet explained as most bill exchange scams
Karen called Mike and invited him to a concert, claiming she had already purchased the tickets, so Mike agreed, half heartedly. Karen was known to usually never pay for anything, as Mike found out, so thought this may be an enjoyable night out to clear the possible hostility.
As they were walking the boardwalk to the concert, they came across an ice cream vendor and they both agreed they could use it after walking awhile in the heat. Karen chirped up "I got this!" as she already had her purse out and ready. Mike disagreed however and said "Karen, you bought the concert tickets. That wouldn't be fair to either of us for one person to cover the costs of the whole day" as if to show Karen the wrongs of past dates.
Karen said " OK Mike, I guess so." Mike felt proud of pulling off this reverse jew with a twist. Maybe she'll stop taking advantage of others if I just show her the error of her ways.
As they finished their ice cream near the gates to the outdoor concert, Karen claimed she had to visit the little girls room.
Mike said "OK I'll save us a place in line" Karen walked off.
Mike had an eye at the tickets as he was waiting. He stared in shock.
"FREE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT" he read. "What the actual f*ck?" I just got double reverse jewed.
So in a fit of absolute madness he decided to leave. "I'm done with this woman!" He walked off back to his car and left Karen there to fend for herself, pulling off a magnificent Backwards double reverse jew with a twist.
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A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.
I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!