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Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 July 20, 2008


I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018


ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude May 2, 2018


literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2021


Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

by Mike Sanderson October 20, 2008


neigh neigh cow

A horse
A cow that neighs repetivley

Mooooo! Not neigh, but mooooooooo! Do not be a neigh neigh cow! Be a regular cow!

by Urgrleboo (still me) May 22, 2011


Oreo cow

A cow that literally looks like an Oreo

Mooo, Oreo cow

by Duh what September 11, 2021