"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"
A feeling of great happiness and hunger
ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant
A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.
Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.
Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes
"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"
A horse
A cow that neighs repetivley
Mooooo! Not neigh, but mooooooooo! Do not be a neigh neigh cow! Be a regular cow!