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The Ithaca College School of Music is comprised half of ridiculous talent and half of compete insanity.
Pretty much every faculty member is an urban legend and a ridiculous virtuoso. The faculty includes, but is not limited to: John "tavakididama" White, Pablo "The Most Interesting Man in the World" Cohen, Bradley "Sass" Hougham, David "Eroica Dynamite" Pacun, Frank "Keep It in the Family" Campos, Dave "The Wizard" Unland, Ed "Pianoforte" Swenson, Mark "Look at my pecs" Radice, Jeffrey "Hector Berlioz" Meyer, John "He's not so much a pianist as he is a state of mind" Stetch, etc.
The music school intentionally removed all of the vending machines some years ago because they realized their students would not leave the building otherwise.
The school of music is at its classiest during its annual Christmas concert, "Ford Fest." On this special day, the practice rooms transform into an open bar and opium den.
All in all, a utopia of musicality.
PS- Josh "No Socks" Oxford.
"Did you hear about the Ithaca College School of Music?"
"Yeah, it's so P-T-S-K!"
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worst school in the district. literally everyone there is either a complete burnout or just a loser.
p1: mate i've been talking to this chick, but she goes to carrum downs secondary college
p2: thats too bad man, youre gonna have to cut her off
An absolutely shit school where the teachers basically enforce useless rules because they can. The girls are so stereotypical and snobbish that it makes anyone tear out their eyelashes and pray to God that they find someone good-natured and intelligent. The pastoral head be like giving people detentions like sweets and handing out death stares. Because.
Person: Omg did you hear about that kid jumping out of a window because he was so depressed from school?
Me: Yeah, he was from St John's College Cardiff, LMAO
Rival to the Woodlands High School and Oak RIdge. Mostly white kids and a very tough academic environment. The pep rallies are lame and there is no school spirit whatsoever. If you aren't in the Academy of Science and Technology, good luck because you're on your own. Nothing interesting happens here, except redneck hicks chewing tobacco and students getting caught having sex. The assistant principals' sole purpose is to dress code people and just give you a hard time. The school food is shit, so if you don't want explosive diarrhea or dysentery, bring a lunch. The teachers are ehh, the football team sucks, and the school has of lot of cliques. There is a self-titled "Relevant Group" that only consists of football players and cheerleaders. Also, if you want drugs, they are readily available through the Mexican 'gangs'.
Person 1: Hey, you know that school College Park High School?
Person 2: The one with 3,000 white kids, 900 Mexicans, and 100 black kids? It sucks!
Person 1: At least it's not as snobby as the Woodlands High School.
Person 2: Yeah, those people are asses.
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The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.
Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"
SHE GOT SO SERVED
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A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!
I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College
A place used to punish the youth of the Yarra valley. Commonly shortened to UYSC
“upper Yarra secondary college is a shit hole”