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worst school in the district. literally everyone there is either a complete burnout or just a loser.
p1: mate i've been talking to this chick, but she goes to carrum downs secondary college
p2: thats too bad man, youre gonna have to cut her off
Rival to the Woodlands High School and Oak RIdge. Mostly white kids and a very tough academic environment. The pep rallies are lame and there is no school spirit whatsoever. If you aren't in the Academy of Science and Technology, good luck because you're on your own. Nothing interesting happens here, except redneck hicks chewing tobacco and students getting caught having sex. The assistant principals' sole purpose is to dress code people and just give you a hard time. The school food is shit, so if you don't want explosive diarrhea or dysentery, bring a lunch. The teachers are ehh, the football team sucks, and the school has of lot of cliques. There is a self-titled "Relevant Group" that only consists of football players and cheerleaders. Also, if you want drugs, they are readily available through the Mexican 'gangs'.
Person 1: Hey, you know that school College Park High School?
Person 2: The one with 3,000 white kids, 900 Mexicans, and 100 black kids? It sucks!
Person 1: At least it's not as snobby as the Woodlands High School.
Person 2: Yeah, those people are asses.
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The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.
Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"
SHE GOT SO SERVED
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A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!
I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College
A place used to punish the youth of the Yarra valley. Commonly shortened to UYSC
“upper Yarra secondary college is a shit hole”
One of the nation's oldest art institutions,located in Boston, MA.
Massachusetts College of Art, or "MassArt", is surrounded by a number of other colleges and scary homeless men who wander in and out of Mission Hill.
Common activities include:
Wondering when the Wentworth Bros are going to stop going to the gym, playing xbox, or wearing polos. Bragging over the fact that your dorm includes three bedrooms, a bathroom, kitchen, living room and enough food to last you for days- unless you live in smith and actually leave your dorm to visit the outside world. Sleeping through Introduction to Western Art History lectures until the sound of a jim bean bottle clashing on the cement floor and the teacher screaming obscenities about sexual conquests wakes you up. Knowing that you can get from one end of campus to the other without going outside. Seeing the entire school burn things at the annual "Iron Pour". Getting pissed at your friends at regular universities because they complain about their two hours classes- in comparison to your six hour studios.
How to spot someone who attends MassArt:
A Massarter will ussually be spotted anytime between 11am and 3 am wondering the streets in there skinny jeans, Dr.Marten books while holding a cigarette in one hand and a coffee cup in the other. Other qualities include: thick rimmed classes,wearing tights as pants or having one or more parts of their hair shaved, died or dreaded.
Example:
"Where do you go to college?"
"Massachusetts College of Art and Design.
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A christian mission school located in the slums of serangoon. Has a wonderful campus with an amazing rugby field and running track. The school has air con and money but dowan use aircon because it is covid. But really they just want to save money.Beautiful school building but when it gets warm the classrooms becomes saunas.
Located at 20 Adam Sorbys Drive, this college is the heart of the St. Andrew's Village, which has colonised the entire potong pasir region.
The college has mentors, rather than nuns, like most catholic schools in Singapore has. the mentors are christian counsellors that help guide the weary and lost souls trying to survive jc. This is a unique feature that is not found in other colleges, one that is unique only to SAJC.
Students that come from this school are sleep deprived and nutricient deficient, but still are able to give that SA spirit and SAboleh cheer when commanded to do so. They are also humble but still elite in their own aspects.
The college has a bridge that connects to the secondary and junior school campus, another feature uncommon in Singapore. It is said that if you step on the silver crest of the school in the middle of that connecting bridge, YOU WILL RETAIN. Of course that is merely a joke, although there are some instances that this has happened.
Overall, the school is a wonderful place for slightly above average students to join.
For more details, please head to the college itself. Thank you. and God bless.
mom: where can we send our son to jc?
dad: how about catholic junior college?
mom:no not that place!
dad: lets send him to St. Andrew's Junior College then!
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