Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

Tipping a Cow

Preforming a sexual act on yourself or someone else; The specifications of the act is dependent on the context the term is used in (not gender specific)

Hey buddy! Can I come over to your place later and then maybe tip each other’s cows?

Sure thing bud! I love tipping a cow!

Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

neigh neigh cow

A horse
A cow that neighs repetivley

Mooooo! Not neigh, but mooooooooo! Do not be a neigh neigh cow! Be a regular cow!

Oreo cow

A cow that literally looks like an Oreo

Mooo, Oreo cow

Cow Folker

A: A guy or group guys who very neatly & too tightly dress up like cowboys to attract the opposite sex & or to give themselves a more macho persona then they have being their individual selves.

B: A Weekend Cowboy

person 1: "You want to go down to the row tonight?"
person 2: "It is a weekend so it is amature night."
person 1: "Oh, all the cow folkers will be up from phoenix"
person 2: "Wow, what some guys do for the va jay jay or for other guys, I'm not sure"

high cow

When a attending a function in the leather community and you wear nothing BUT your best leathers

I wanted to go to that dinner with Tom from finland but it was going to be a high cow event