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david eats ass

david eats ass. he likes em big he likes em chunky. david looks like a whole COCK roach . he smells like chicken tenders from the school lunch. he is more stupid then my english teacher. he eats my english teachers ass

david eats ass is over there!!! be careful that he don’t eat ya ass

by hi69696966969382 April 28, 2019

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


david bowie knife

the david bowie knife is the prefered weapon of choice of the stalker, be it internet stalker or im in ur bushes stalker, they love this weapon. these are sold at stores such as Adam&Eve. and for those who don't get it, it's like your retarted, but you are

the david bowie knife is the same as a dildo, or vibrator.

by thenumberofthebeast2-29 December 22, 2010

5πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


david container

a gay annoying fag who no one likes. goofs off and pisses people off and he has no friends. every1 wants to kill him

GOD! David Container get the F*** outta here!!

by phonics monkey March 25, 2007

1πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Mr. Show with Bob and David

Mid- to Late-90s sketch comedy, aired late nights on HBO. Created by Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, who began collaborating while working on <i>The Ben Stiller Show</i>. Part pre-taped show, part live performance, <i>Mr. Show</i> was praised for its willingness to break with conventions and follow its own twisted muse, launching the careers of Odenkirk, Cross, Jack Black, Tom "Spongebob Squarepants" Kinney, and other alternative comedians.

Mr. Show freakin' rocked. Did you see the one with "We're Earthlings, Let's Blow Up Earth Things"? Genius.

by campfirewood June 23, 2004

56πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


David Byrne School of Dancing

When someone is dancing in a horribly twisted, convulted way, they are said to have attended the
David Byrne School of Dancing. (David Byrne of the Talking Heads)

Graduates of the David Byrne School of Dancing...

Bald lead singer from Midnight Oil
Elaine Benes (of Seinfeld)
Myself and many others.

by perishable517 May 19, 2005

75πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


david from camp camp

HOT MAN

person 1: david is ugly
person 2: david from camp camp?

person 1: yeah
person 2: you are wrong

by bisexualdavidstan June 8, 2021

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


King David High School

a school for posh nittys. the teachers do shit all and only come in for the pay check. the only school in the uk where u can get out of detentions by paying and it’s acceptable to know everything about your teachers lives. all the girls are wannabe tiktokers, sound like whiny fake londoners. while the boys are wannabe roadmen, smell like piss and bud and send nudes to every girl on their snap. the shed is the favourite spot for most of the students where anything goes.
kdhs may be inadequate but the noncey teachers are very adequate if you want all 9s to impress big tracy, daddy levy and the bigman .

boy: did u hear that annoying sound?

other boy: it’s a girl from king david high school

boy: we better dip

by urlocalnitty January 23, 2020