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the david bowie knife is the prefered weapon of choice of the stalker, be it internet stalker or im in ur bushes stalker, they love this weapon. these are sold at stores such as Adam&Eve. and for those who don't get it, it's like your retarted, but you are
the david bowie knife is the same as a dildo, or vibrator.
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a gay annoying fag who no one likes. goofs off and pisses people off and he has no friends. every1 wants to kill him
GOD! David Container get the F*** outta here!!
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Mid- to Late-90s sketch comedy, aired late nights on HBO. Created by Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, who began collaborating while working on <i>The Ben Stiller Show</i>. Part pre-taped show, part live performance, <i>Mr. Show</i> was praised for its willingness to break with conventions and follow its own twisted muse, launching the careers of Odenkirk, Cross, Jack Black, Tom "Spongebob Squarepants" Kinney, and other alternative comedians.
Mr. Show freakin' rocked. Did you see the one with "We're Earthlings, Let's Blow Up Earth Things"? Genius.
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When someone is dancing in a horribly twisted, convulted way, they are said to have attended the
David Byrne School of Dancing. (David Byrne of the Talking Heads)
Graduates of the David Byrne School of Dancing...
Bald lead singer from Midnight Oil
Elaine Benes (of Seinfeld)
Myself and many others.
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person 1: david is ugly
person 2: david from camp camp?
person 1: yeah
person 2: you are wrong
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a school for posh nittys. the teachers do shit all and only come in for the pay check. the only school in the uk where u can get out of detentions by paying and it’s acceptable to know everything about your teachers lives. all the girls are wannabe tiktokers, sound like whiny fake londoners. while the boys are wannabe roadmen, smell like piss and bud and send nudes to every girl on their snap. the shed is the favourite spot for most of the students where anything goes.
kdhs may be inadequate but the noncey teachers are very adequate if you want all 9s to impress big tracy, daddy levy and the bigman .
boy: did u hear that annoying sound?
other boy: it’s a girl from king david high school
boy: we better dip
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Jewish princesses or 1/2 Christian the only school in the uk where knowing all about your teacher's personal life and vice versa is acceptable
Might even visit their homes
But hey as long as you get a*s a* s a*s and become a lawyer or doctor the bigman himself will personally hire someone to suck your dick.
We may be currently standing as inadequate
But the level of drama, vapes and piss in the swimming pool is quite frankly outstanding
Selling sour sticks for Israel trip charity-STONKS
You don't know what accent that is?
Oh she's a king david high schooler
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