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When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.
Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.
Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.
Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.
That annoying friend who won't stop talking about Game of Thrones, even though you haven't seen a single episode and couldn't give a shit about it.
Usually tries to make you feel like an idiot of not watching.
"You talk to Frank lately?"
"No, He's too much of a GoT douche."
Dumb people who should know better and keep doing and saying dumb shit.
Rick is a douch hound he always saying some dumb shit.
What a douch hound, can't believe he said that.
The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it
Ever since that dork John bought his boat he’s turned into a complete boat douche!!
One who has reached the highest levels of performance as a douche bag.
Luke, I thought you were just a douche canoe, but I can see that you are really a douche barge.
River douche: A person who may or may not live at home with his/her parents, may or may not pay any bills, doesn't have a significant other or children. Spends more money on fishing gear/tackle then he makes.
Fishes his $1200.00 Lamiglass Center pin set up and releases his fish when people are watching, otherwise he is flossing with his ugly stick at the tubes and blowing up small rivers and streams on FB. This "River Douche" also loves to do "how to" videos and tells everyone else in the world how they should fish and/or how they should release them. If you are not running the "River Douche's" favorite, Rod manufacture, Reel Manufacture or Bead Manufactures products, you are much lower than him and you will not catch fish. He and his "posse" do videos, with or without drones, on the rivers and blow great, once unknown, fishing spots up on FB so more "River Douche's" can fish there without putting in the leg work and destroying the fishery with 25 people fishing a 15ft hole.
Also might be a closet homosexual. Probably drives a red truck and is known to be a great dishwasher.
Hey John, did you see that River Douche blow up, said river on FB? He was so proud of that 7lb steelhead that he had to take a photo and not hide the background. He is quite the River Douche.