duck butter

the thick mixture of sweat and dead skin that builds up in the flab rolls of fat people, especially women and expecially under the breasts. some men have fetishes to lick it up.

jon loved fat chicks, he especially loved to lap up their duck butter

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Let's fuck this duck

A phrase meaning to get something done that has either been an irritant or a large task. A synonym of "Let's do this."

I have a term paper due tommorrow, let's fuck this duck.

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deleware duck rub

After a blump or blumpkin, having a girl wipe your ass with her hair.

I ran out of toilet paper while getting a blump, so I gave the bitch a Deleware Duck Rub, all fixed.

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Duck Sauce Rules

Agreed upon conditions between two opposing beer pong teams. The losing team must pick one member to imbibe a single serving packet of duck sauce from a local Chinese restaurant.

"Alex lost a game of beer pong while playing under Duck Sauce Rules. That is why he is currently vomiting on the carpet."

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shut the duck up

When you're not allowed to say f**k do you replace it with duck .

Dave : " shut the duck up! "

Judy: " Why'd you say duck?"

Dave:" do you not see the children Judy ? "

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Rambo duck job

You take a rubber duck put it on your dick and anal a girl no hands while watching Rambo

-"Yo i gave that slut a Rambo duck job at the movie theater last night"

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Facebook Duck Hunting

This is a way to send a message to those stupid retarded girls who make duck faces in all of their pictures on facebook.

Step 1) Find a picture of a girl making a duck face
Step 2) Post a comment saying "*BANG*"
Step 3) Await reaction and/or retaliation

Dude 1: *BANG*
Duck face girl: Wtf it that supposed to mean!?!
Dude 1: Facebook Duck Hunting BITCH!!!! NOW DIE!!!!
Duck face girl: WTF!?! CRAZY! *unfriend*
Dude 1: Finally rid of her. 1 down, 99 to go!

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