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during sex the man goses gets a hotdog bun , musterd, and ketup. then he puts the hotdog bun around his cock. then puts on ketup and musterdon his dick. then the lover eats the stuff of of the partners cock.
bob:gess what.
frank: what
bob: last night i dutch hotdoged ny bitch!!!!!
frank: sweet!!!
Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.
Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke
Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.
I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.
A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.
"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"
When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.
I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she stayed there. She likes the dutch kettle
After hitting the Bareburger, you take a trip to Amsterdam, have a few more Doritos and root around in the Ox Box. Clogs are involved.
Should we try the Dutch Treat or the Blue Dream?