When a woman sticks her tit in the dillhole of a man as she lactates and the man semens, causing excruciating pain for the man.
I don't want a fucking barack egg roll, that shit fucking hurts.
when you are having a bad day, when things aren't going right.
john: "hows it going?"
craig: "pretty bad, having a bad egg day..missed GLEE :("
When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.
Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.
Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
Egg- Zack- Leigh
The most amazing person on the face of the planet. Has a slightly big forehead but an even bigger heart. Loves dogs, and reeses peanut butter cups. Hates bananas and anything squishy.
Beautiful eyes and an even more beautiful soul. Gives amazing hugs when you need assurance and love, and is always there when you need to laugh or cry.
Words can't even begin to describe.
"He's an awesome director, (Egg) Zack Leigh!"
Two eggs cooked any fashion. After finishing the eggs, board any St. Louis City metro bus and masturbate.
This morning I finished my St. Louis style eggs on the No. 12345 bus.