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When you cum inside a girl while she pisses on your dick.
"Me and my girl had sex last night and made some egg drop soup, if you know what I mean. ;)"
"There was egg drop soup all over the place after I banged her last night."
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To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.
1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!
2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!
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when you are having a bad day, when things aren't going right.
john: "hows it going?"
craig: "pretty bad, having a bad egg day..missed GLEE :("
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When a woman sticks her tit in the dillhole of a man as she lactates and the man semens, causing excruciating pain for the man.
I don't want a fucking barack egg roll, that shit fucking hurts.
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Egg- Zack- Leigh
The most amazing person on the face of the planet. Has a slightly big forehead but an even bigger heart. Loves dogs, and reeses peanut butter cups. Hates bananas and anything squishy.
Beautiful eyes and an even more beautiful soul. Gives amazing hugs when you need assurance and love, and is always there when you need to laugh or cry.
Words can't even begin to describe.
"He's an awesome director, (Egg) Zack Leigh!"
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When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.
Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.
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