The event in which one is driving on a full tank of gas.
"Hey man, I'll drive. I'm F-tanking it."
When you take a shit that brakes the toalete seat
Oh,fuck!I just took a Damian F
Something hat happens right when someone's f*cking.
Wife: I'm coming!
Husband&Lover: This can't be f*ckening!
The event where the braking of the hymen of the virgin that the wizard lazar has saved takes place
Used to describe a nonsensical, but predictable, scenario that is taking place. Like in the context of how wild 2016 has been, and all the events through the year that seem very wild and made up, but are actually real. Now the end of the year has come, and we are just used to the nonsense.
(In reaction to a nonsense event one is currently witnessing) "Ah, Yes, the F*ckening..."
L+F basically just means lubed and filmed
there really isn't much to it.
Keyboard enthusiast: "Theses are l+f switches"
friend: "Just say lubed and filmed you money deprived wierdo"