National free the nipple day

June 12th

“Why are your titties out?”
“Because it’s june 12th aka National free the nipple day”

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Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get stds.

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'd be surprised if he didn't get aids"

Invalid rugby player: "yeah he's really getting off scott-free"

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Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee

The art of blending rum and caffeine free diet Pepsi into the ultimate low calorie, semi-healthy, party drink. Great for losing weight after the holiday season.

"Hey bartender! I'm trying to shed some on those holiday pounds. I'll have a Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee."

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if its a chain its free reign

Basically it means steal or "borrow" anything you want.

Zach: Hey man you know what they say.
Layla: If its a chain its free reign.
(Meaning that Zach and Layla were going to steal from the store)

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money for nothing and your chicks for free

A line from the song Money for Nothing by Dire Straits. Used by Cole Hutto

money for nothing and your chicks for free

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I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

because i can and its free

A phrase used by Nexon, advertising the game MapleStory. Now its just overused, ridiculing (sp?) the company. Hilarious.

Police officer: Why did you kill this young and innocent child??
Killer: Because I can, and its free!

MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!

Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)

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