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The person who is in charge/in command.
Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or
Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.
(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"
(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"
Upon entering a bar/club/party/office... checking the room for a likely candidate. Or upon entering said bar/club/party/office.. feeling Fuck Scan eyes fall upon you...
" We were fuck scanned by every man in the room as we walked across to the bar"
" Lets fuck scan Will's party, before deciding if we'll stay"
A state of being at the perfect high for the occasion.
“I would say, right now, I’m nicely fucked.”
One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.
Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"
Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"
It means you don't give a damn to a thing.
When you don't really care about it.
e.g. Don't give a fuck!
A:Hey Dude! Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals in Olympics.
B:Who fuck ?!
A gay man that only likes getting rhino banged in the backseat of a Honda Civic while deep throating a pickle down his gizzard neck while listening to mmmm bop
That is one fagalicious fuck
Like the Darwin beetle, who tosses his mate out of the tree post coitus, mid climax a guy tosses his girl out of the bed loudly yelling "BEETLE FUCK!!"
I beetle fucked my girl doggie style and she flew ass over elbows onto the floor and I jumped right back in that shit.