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Twilight fucked

The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.

Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.

I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.

by The Secks July 19, 2010

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corpse fucking

A political action whereby a witness testifying before the Unites States Congress, in which the result could be the firing, resignation or even criminal charges on the witness, is subjected to over-the-top grandstanding during questioning. If it is felt that the witness is "going down", "if they smell there is blood in the water, they will have as fun fun as they want with your mortal remains." (Veep S01E08). With all the Congressmen trying to get the soundbyte that is played over and over on news reels around the world. Shame, embarrassment, harrassment, humiliation, and partisan bias' toward the witness become the prevailing lines of questioning, until nothing of the witnesses character remains.

I sure hope Facebook keeps losing money, if they do, Mark Zuckerberg may catch some 'corpse fucking' by Congress when he testifies.

by jummpstart912 April 9, 2018


blank fuck

Not giving the slightest care about something, an absolute and resolute mode of lack of interest about a subject or event; lack of interest of the first degree in cases where it cannot be over emphasized.

Jim: Mary is having a house party and we are all invited.

Mark: I dont give a blank fuck about her party - two blank fucks even!

by Autch-Money January 5, 2010


fucking whatsherface

a pronoun with similar usage to she or her; a great pen name if you write for eHow.com

Susan (wife): My sister's friends Anna, Joanie, and Miriam might be meeting us all at Applebee's tonight to use up that giftcard, too.

Ron (husband): Don't tell me fucking whatsherface is coming. No, no, no. This is bullshit. It's going to be like work. I hate this. I don't think I wanna go.

by fucking whatsherface June 26, 2011


fuck to give

If you have a "fuck to give", it means you actually care about the situation or problem, which is generally rare. A "fuck to give", can also quickly disappear.

When you don't have a "fuck to give", you have no intention of caring about anything that relates to the problem/situation/statement.

"So, Monday morning I had a terrible experience. I had-" "I don't have a fuck to give."

by Jam3s_B0nd July 16, 2014


Fuck stingrays

Related to the incident of Steve irwin dying

Did you know how Steve Irwin died? Yes man, fuck stingrays

by Xshawkatt September 10, 2018


Fuck Beez

A song on YouTube that plays "Its hip to be square" but every "be" and "square" is replaced with Fuck Bees. Its the best song meme ever created in the galaxy. Also some "stanky" Vinesauce Memes.

It's Hip To Fuck Beez

by Sugarpikmin456 June 7, 2017