prefers his peas Minted

Descriptive of a homosexual / gay man

He prefers his peas Minted

Pound His Jimmies

A midwestern expression commonly employed by particularly sexually aggressive, domineering women who seek to engage in copulation with a male counterpart.

See also: Pound a Jimmy, pound Jimmy, Pound his jimmies, no Jimmy left unpounded.

See that guy over there with the gold glasses? You better bet i'm gonna pound his Jimmies tonight.

polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

cockroach beetle his ass

when a bug jumps on you and you spasm. but u are doing this action to someone else

i will cockroach beetle his ass next time

Check his clench

To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit

Ayo check his clench, he ain’t really bout it

hi. Im bob.

A meme that should have been dead 20 years ago. or more.

HI. IM BOB.
not this again

Took his final shit.

A humorous way of saying he died. When people die they void their bowels. thus when one dies, they take their final shit.

After years of debauchery and self-degredation, Jacko took his final shit.