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A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!
Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!
- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD
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Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.
Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.
Thomas: Oh fuck!
*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*
Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.
Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.
If you have the resources you should use them as made famous by Kyle Kretzschmar
Should we use the pullout or just sleep on the couch
Got the horse might as well ride it let's use the pullout
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not if its a female hobby horse
Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was
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go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock
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well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse
Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.
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Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback
Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks
Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term
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