I don't give half a fuck

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

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Half-Life 2: Episode One

The first episodic sequel of Half-Life 2. It was released by Valve Corporation on June 1, 2006.

I just finished Half-Life 2, now I must play Half-Life 2: Episode One.

half your age plus 7

Half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.

Person A: Is 20 years old.
Person B: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is greater than 17.

Person A: is 30 years old.
Person B: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
Person B's age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 7, or you're creepy.

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Half-Hour Sit Down Shower

The Ultimate Hangover cure.
The morning after partying a little too hard, you go into the shower intending on waking yourself up, but find yourself too tired and sit down.
Can go from fifteen minutes to upwards of an hour (depending on how big your hot water tank is)

Nicki was so bombed last night she said the only cure this morning was a half-hour sitdown shower.

That hangover was so bad it required not one, but two half-hour sit down showers!

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what looks like half an apple

the other half

Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes

I 1 2 half 6

I want to have sex. say it fast.

Me say I 1 2 half 6
Other person I want to have sex

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half moon bay high school

A school with tons of stoners, rednecks, athletes, beaners, anime nerds, thugs n shit. Not that many niggas or asianos. 2018-19 football team is crap, used to be "undefeated" until Terra Nova whooped our ass. The teachers are ok i guess, i mean some are better than others. There arent that many real gangstas, just fools that dress in black all the time pretend they perpetrating. (Most crap themselves when threaten with a mere fight lol, they tend to hang with the cops in some youth program or sum shit) Most come from the Moonridge projects down south.

I went to Half Moon Bay High School before saying fuck it and going to Skyline Community College. Anyways that'll be $5 for the bj.

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