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Worth at least two in the bush.
See this Bird in the Hand? It's worth at LEAST two in the bush, maybe three in the bush!
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to jack of someone with your own hand
i got jamie to give me a hand job
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shortened version of "Back Hand", AKA a bitch slap.
often used after someone says something stupid or dumb
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A pathetic or defensive measure nerds with social problems take to avoid being thrown out of a convention for being a creeper. Due to their lack of experience with women and an outright paranoia of security throwing him out. The Hover Hand Technique is like a photo version of a thigh job. You are less likely to get thrown out of a con that way than if you actually held on to the girl and the girl cries sexual harassment.
Joe was at an anime convention with his friend Dan, while Dan was an atypical nerd with relatively good looks, Joe was anything but charming and had concerns about taking photos with a cute maid cosplay. While Dan went straight in for the kill with one photo having him grab the girl by her hip and later made a kissing face on her cheek. Joe was happy to hover hand over the same girl.
Dan wasn't so lucky when the manager of the maid group threw his ass out of the con. Dan went off to get drinks at the bar where he can be at home with his kind of people whereas Joe remain in the con.
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Cause of left-handedness. Lost cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.
"All the job requirements are fulfilled...yet due to the fact that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."
"Left-handed is like being ass handed."
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"
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v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.
It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.
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A slang used by women who dont want to fuck you.
Guy: can I fuck you?
Girl Talk to the hand.
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