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When a Man Lines up 6 or more women in a row on their knees, and with an erect penis, Runs his penis back and forth amongst the Puckered lips for the women, Thus looking like The Blades on a chainsaw.
Derek took the Entire College Cheerleader Squad to Dinner, and was gracious enought to pay, so all the girls returned the favor with a chainsaw job.
Todd Chainsaw Jobbed all the teachers he never liked because he knew they wouldn't appreciate it.
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Using the inside of the elbow as a substitute for a hand while masturbating.
"That was quite a vigorous bow job she just gave me!"
"My hands are sore, I'll just have a bow job."
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A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) She gives the best claw jobs.
2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
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The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
"I gave myself a zip job last night."
"OMG, are you okay?"
"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."
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refers to the act of holding a flute in both hands and blowing it
e.g. did you do the blow job on that pipe?
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when a girl beats off a guy using her hands
Adam gets a hand job every weekend by one of his neighbors.
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