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Jordan Swilling

Gay for baseball; is a stud

I am Jordan Swilling and I fucking love this shit.

by Jmanthebomb May 8, 2018


Jordan Valenzuela

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.

"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"

by shaniatwink September 21, 2022


Jordan bates

A big black curry muncher.

You look like a Jordan bates.

by Jordanlikeskids May 28, 2024


Jordan Hull

Jordan Hull is the sexiest man alive

Hey look it’s Jordan Hull” “Zamn 😍”

by Mohammed Jameson December 24, 2022


Allen Jordan

He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.

Allen Jordan is HIM

by asianking101 January 15, 2023


Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 7, 2021


Jordan sharp

The biggest bean of beans when your eyes go crossed eyed is the jordan sharp the brantford bean.

That guy is so jordan sharp

by Scuffy June 2, 2019