July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.

A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!

July 25th

Be yourself day do anything and no one needs to say “you can't do this you can't do that”

Joe: I'm gay
Mother: You're not allowed
Joe: It's July 25th so I can

15th of july

15th of July is dappin up a lonely ass nigga with a nice hoe they can't say no

"Bro it is the 15th of july"
"OK and..."
"I finna get mad hoes"

july 31, haylen day

July 31 is Haylens birthday. Dont be shy to text em happy birthday!

whats today? July 31, haylen day happy b- day haylen!

Bi-July

The term "Bi-July" is used to celebrate Bisexuality in July, and creates a fun term by combining the words Bisexuality and July together in only one word.

Stranger: Hey! Didn't you know it's Bi-July today?
Stranger 2: What's Bi-July?
Stranger: It's a term to celebrate Bisexual people in the month of July!

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

July 9th, 2024

The incident, the day it was lost.

Alright class please open your books to page 223 where we will be going over the horrific incident of July 9th, 2024.