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A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.
Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?
Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.
some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old
"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.
Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.
Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?
Something that is proofed against dummies like kid-proof but for adults
This is a Kevin-proof flat, nothing can get broken
The reason I watch ben 10 alien force
Kevin 11 : you gotta treat a woman like you treat a car
Gwen : go on
Kevin 11 : no I sense I’ve made a mistake
a choir teacher who has had a little too much coffee and screams sometimes (we dont know why)
best father ever
we love our choir teacher
boehm 2024
man: whats with that guy?
man 2: i think hes mr boehm, the choir teacher
man: KEVIN boehm?? cool!