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When somebody keeps denying something to the point where you start to think they actually did it
From Hamlet
"I never borrow your clothes. I have enough of my own clothes that I would never take from your closet... You would know if I borrowed them"
"the lady doth protest too much... Why would you be so passionately denying something you weren't accused of"
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The challenge of masturbating to any 5 Lady Gaga music videos within a 24 hour period.
Restrictions are: You can only watch 1 music video at a time. The videos must be on your history. The participant CANNOT be drunk.
Oh my God, I was so bored over the weekend I tried to finish the Lady Gaga Iron Man Challenge.
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Located in Poughkeepsie, NY, this is a Catholic high school where dreams go to die. Many parents, clearly unaware of the favoritism, shitty and questionable ethics, and the hiring of teachers that belong no where near students, send their children there to grow and learn in those tough high school years, but instead, their children graduate and are sent away with nothing more than a new found hatred for religion and the bigoted assholes that run the school. Not only do they take all of your money in tuition, they suck every last dollar of your parents paycheck, such as when they take $60 from you so you can walk up and down a road twice and call it a fundraiser. If you don't pay, they get pissy and take it out on you. Save the $28,000 you'll pay in 4 years tuition and put it towards college.
Kid 1: Where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Our Lady of Lourdes High School
Kid 1: -hands gun-
Kid 2: -silently nods-
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(a.k.a. "Where Gum Goes To Die")
This laughable excuse for an educational institution is populated by administrators who have superiority complexes and students who probably could not find their own asses on a map. This school's idea of "diversity" is Irish Catholics vs. Italian Catholics. The only half-decent thing about this place is the teachers, the majority of whom are highly intelligent and wonderful people whose only mistake is to be teaching at this hellhole.
When I graduate from Our Lady of Lourdes High School, I am burning my $60 uniform shoes in Papa John's office.
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A lyrics from BlockB’s Nillili Mambo song that was covered by our bean/king Soobin of TXT.
Soobin *On Vlive*:Bye Guys,Hi ladies, Mwah!
The kind of buns everyone's grandmother makes. in other words, the best buns. (can also be used to describe a thicc old lady at bingo)
MMMMMMMM- i can't wait for nana's steamy old lady buns. (use number two) damn Earl, did you see Gerturde? she had some nice steamy hot old lady buns.
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one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!
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