The god of having absolute massive, heavy, girthy, gumballs. His gumballs create the larges bubbles. He also has a monster cock
Girl - "Have you seen how hot Max's gumballs are, I would love to have those in my mouth"
A person who always lays up on a par 5, and hits irons of a tee when it is a driveable par 4
You can drive this par 4, Lets take the D stick. No i’m going to play a Max because i am a short hitter.
Everyone loves max. Max is kind and funny. Max also had a crush on me. So thank you very much
Is the sexiest person alive. You are overly luck to have your hands on someone like Max. He is not popular but is the under study of some one popular. And he has a big...........PERSONALITY! Anyway you are lucky to have a max in your life. And commonly plays the trombone.
whiter than a fuckin snowstorm like damn shawty
masssive willy and even bigger body count
no bitches exept that one bitch from vr chat
fucks eastern european immigrants. get rid of yo yee yee ass haircut.
kick them out the country.?
max doesnt like immigrants, they take too man jobs.
someone who is a Greek advocate even though the Greeks are shit and we all know, Asian food is better
max is the best person ever. he has eyes that you could lose days in. he is the smartest person I know and will always come to a peaceful resolution where both sides are happy. he loves anything other people don't and tries to introduce them to it. you can always spot him in a crowd due to his hair. he is loved by everyone around him. he makes friends on the first day anywhere.
Person 1:hey have you met max yet?
Person 2:yeah, he is so cool
Max: hey guys