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When you are listening to metal music to prevent yourself from going mentally unhinged.
Dude my girl broke up with me so I went into a metal coma.
an engagement/wedding ring
'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.
“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
When something is so profoundly hardcore that it’s metal. Let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway last day of school, thats bad ass. Now let’s say someone runs naked down their school hallway wearing a picture of their principles face, holding torches, and blasting music over the intercoms. All while (and interrupting) the principles sentimental goodbye to the school on the last day. Thats fucking metal. And there’s the different between something metal and bad-ass. Someone can be metal, do something metal, say something metal and more. In this context, metal may be a noun, verb, adjective, metaphor, simile, etc. Metal is all, few, one and none. It’s for everyone and nobody and some people. It’s fucking metal. It’s beyond our fucked world and definition made into something understandable. If your metal, you get metal. If your not, wish you could be.
Dude 1: Damnn did you see that ?
Dude 2: See what ?
Dude 1: Jamies bf cheated on her today, and she just keyed his car to say “small dick mobile” over there.
Dude 2: and now she’s drawing hearts with her lipstick on his windshield.
Dude 1: damn she gives no shits, and yk what’s even funnier
Dude 2: what ?
Dude 1: when she asked him today about it, and who the girl was… she laughed in his face and congratulated them. said she felt relief the “two neanderthals” could do it for each other. cause he “never really did it for” her.
Dude 2: holy shitttt, that’s metal, she’s fucking metal as hell. she rlly took that to a whole different level of bad-ass. full respect
When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.
Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.
A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.
Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....