Mike

The smelliest person in the world

That mike is so smelly

Mike

The term given to a miserable, shell of a man that is dating or married to a Karen. (see simp)

Carl: "So, yeah... Karen made me get rid of the Porsche and get a mini van."
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"

mike

hot
^^

person a: wow that person is so hot
person b: that's a wild mike!!!
person a: no way wow I'm shocked

Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

Mike

To fail or make a mistake while doing something

I "miked it"

Mike

1. A name
2. A kind of person that has the letters M, I, K and E in their name
3. A shortened version of Michael

Alex: Mike is really annoying.
Jack: Yeah! I know!

Mike

A gay kid that has no friends that gets his ass fingered by his mom

Damn he is wearing wearing a cat shirt he is such a mike