National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can

Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain.

The lyrics from the Jeffy's Endless Aethos "song "Shuck".

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. awwww shucks!

Until Death Call My Name

Live Life To The Fullest

(Richard) "Aye bro when you're gonna stop having sex with all these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name"

Rare Name

A unique, idiosyncratic name that isn't in Urban Dictionary and if your really rare, once you type your name on google it will say on the top of your search, "Did you mean"

Person #1: "Hey, search your name on Urban Dictionary/Google!
Person #2: "It showed up nothing, cuz I have a Rare Name.

National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day

On August 6th you have to blow someone with the letter t at the start of their name

Blah blah blah “National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day”

name 3 friends

A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’

You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.

*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*