A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud
Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade
Rush that Cyka
*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*
It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
When u pick somebody up an fuck em non stop
I’m gonna do a Russian pitstop on you
Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.
Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"
The act of two people getting drunk and belligerent then beating the crap out of each other
Me and my buddy Jack did the Russian waltz last night after downing a bottle of Smirnoff
When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.
"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.
Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.
"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.