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looks terrible,awful ,exhausted
He looked like day-old refries.
A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.
-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."
While sitting indian style, you lean back and place your hand under your leg onto your dong, stroking it backhand style.
I was bored on friday night, so I amused myself by watching murder she wrote while stroking it old school backhand.
Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.
I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.
Reversing your hand while masturbating
Man, that guy was going Old School Style with his leg up like that.
When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.
Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.
When you mix a guinness and vodka preferably Belvedere to 3:1 ratio.
Pass my an Old Fashion Victor, more vodka the better