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Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed
I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere
The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self
look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank
Waiting wack is when you have enough time to wank one out to pass the time for whatever it is you are waiting for
I was waiting for my food order so I went into the bathroom and did a quick Waiting wank to pass the time
when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls
Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying
Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.
I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me
Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.
Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.