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awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.

Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."

by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021


Retardness

Refer to the art of being a retard

Look at Nicky go, his retardness if flawless.

by unrealbeam May 21, 2021


Retard leg

Someone with retard legs

Tierney has retard legs

by Kachiggamanigga May 2, 2019


borderline retard

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.

person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!

by no snitchin February 9, 2018


Retarded Fucktard

Someone who's so fucking dumb, they're more retarded than a fuck tard.

Fucktard 1: Hey guys I love Gacha Life and fnaf animations UwU
Normal person 1: Shut the fuck up you retarded fucktard
Normal person 2: Nobody cares you autistic furry

by iijwkws9ddjsow9w February 13, 2021


Skibidi retard

A person who is really stupid and is really Skibidi

That guy is a Skibidi retard

by Jamo6969 May 31, 2024


Official Retard of the World (ORW)

You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual

'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'

by Chikabille November 22, 2021

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