road rules

MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.

MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.

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Rule 787

The rule that states there is always be an exact opposite, No exceptions.
787b. If there isn't one already, there will be.

Man 1: Wow she is HOT!
Man 2: Rule 787

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The Blinker Rule

In an effort to facilitate a more focused driving experience, it is not necessary to use your blinkers / turn signals at speeds above 100mph.

"Did he use his blinkers when he passed you?"
"Nope"
"Well then he must have been obeying the blinker rule"

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Rule 0

Rule 0 is an internet rule, as is rule 34 and such, Rule 0 is Dont Fuck With Cats.

(Found from Netflix Original Doc - Dont F*** with cats: Hunting an Internet killer)

Rule 0: Dont fuck with cats.

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pub rules

rules in a pub. duh.

Really?!?!?!?! I'm not sure how to explain this "pub rules" concept any further...

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rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exeptions.

From 7chan. Often users will take the miccy and send things gross, such as 100+ adult pornography, or some sicko would say "CHILDREN UNDER 10! RULE 34, GOOO" often with an awful lot of spam to show how stupid they actually are.

OLD GRANNIES BEING SHAGGED, RULE 34!

Guy: I watched power rangers last night, the pinks one's hot
Guy2: RULE 34 ON TEH BLUE ONEZ!
Guy3: *Posts a picture saying "GTFO"*
Guy: Nice one, Guy3!

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Rule 37

If there is no porn of it, then it shall be made!!

Mickey mouse and Optimus Prime. Rule 37 states it shall be made

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