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When your mum sits on your face.
It’s lovely.
So after a bit of persuasion, I convinced my mum to give me a beef dripping sandwich last night, and I’ve never cum so hard and so fast in my life.
Where a male or female puts a piece or 2 of bologna between their partners buttcheeks and then use your tongue to eat bologna out 👍🏻
Hey baby let’s have a thick bologna sandwich tonight for a midnight snack .
The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!
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controversial term for masturbation, used when delineating the user's masturba(tion)/(ing) without ruining the moment.
gurl: What are you two doing today?
boi: Uh... Getting sandwiches at the mall.
gurl: oh... The mall!
A delicious sandwich that consists of some sort of meat (ham, turkey, chicken) and has 4 slices of cheese (preferably muenster). It has 3 pieces of bread and once you assemble it all together, you put it inside a toaster oven. There isn't any sauce in the sandwich. Once the cheese is done melting, you're ready to eat it!
Brandon: "I'm really hungry right now"
Teddy: "Bro, same"
Jimmy: "You guys should have the Skinny Legend Sandwich"
When you insert a whole salami sandwich into a womans vagina, and then proceed to have sex with her. After you cum in her vagina, she queefs the sandwich out, as well as your cum, then you proceed to eat the mixture.
Me and my girlfriend made an Indonesian salami sandwich for dinner last night.
The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.
Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich