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blue plate special

when your sexual partner squats over you and shits on your chest while you sleep, usually out of frustration.

Realizing she was not about to have sex, Sally rolled over a drunken Stash and proceeded to give him the blue plate special.

by mark pat January 20, 2005


special male friend

n. Related to the special lady friend, a not-quite-boyfriend of a female.
An ideal application would include the female and male knowing each other for a while, possible having dated for a brief time, still fucking around once in a while, and being generally close friends, but still remaining single.
Originating from the film "The Big Lebowski".

Bill knows he is only her special male friend, she is
definiately a puma and can't be tamed.

by c. penelope November 09, 2007


The Ronald McDonald Special

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!

She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

by Mormon X August 02, 2010


after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.

by Elliott September 21, 2006


Early Bird Special

When an older gentleman goes down on his female companion without his dentures.

Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.

by Emilizzo December 26, 2009


beat you special

to beat someone to the point of retardation, causing them to be "special needs"

Bitch, if you don't give me my money I'm fittina beat yo ass special,(beat you special)

by Eric Blackman October 31, 2007


Barry Clark Special

Putting your dick on a black guys shoulder

I gave my friend a barry clark special on our way to taco bell.

by Jake hienie October 26, 2010