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Man Bitch

A man that acts like a bitch. Malicious, unpleasant selfish person; especially like a woman. Weak or comtemptible.

He's acting up again. What a Man Bitch!

by JtotheLO December 31, 2008

246๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man whore

One certain male individual who enjoys the sexual intercourse of others more than average.

Zeus. The God Of Olympus. He ish an incest man whore.

by zomgholyshit May 3, 2008

764๐Ÿ‘ 342๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man Shower

The man shower is taken in a very short time period, usually 2-4 minutes. It involves a cursory washing of the bare essentials needed for the male body to be minimally clean: hair, armpits, balls, face (optional) and feet (optional). The man shower can be done with a small amount of shampoo and a bar of soap or body wash. It does not require a washcloth or puff (in most cases if a puff is used, the man is homosexual.)

The man shower is usually taken under the following conditions:
(1)When there is time constraints and a full body shower is not practical
(2)The day after a full body shower is taken for the purpose of staying fresh until the next full shower.
(3)Can be taken because of laziness
(4)To conserve water for environmental reasons
(5)Is the only showering method available for troops in Iraq (if they even get a chance to shower).

It is generally accepted that the man shower will keep a guy fresh and clean up to 24 hours; Whereas a regular shower (a shower taken with thick lather covering all areas) can last as along as 2 days. One must keep in mind the variables that affect the length of freshness after a shower (i.e. perspiration level, unexpected exposure of the body to filth, quality of soap or lack of soap and level of activity.)

Dave took a regular shower yesterday but played baseball afterwards, so today he took a man shower 20 minutes before going to work.

by j0ck October 19, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Half a man

Half of a 100$ bill

Brother: sister said she need some money
Father: how much does she need?
Brother:half a man (half of a 100$)

by Yhunng gumby May 7, 2017

38๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


man-kini

A conjugation of the word Man and Bikini. Used to describe a tight, short swimming suit worn by men

" I might be partial to snapping a shot of my glutes in a man-kini."

by Emma The Pirate July 10, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Best man

Someone who is the closest friend of another who is hosting a party.

Hey man, im throwing a banger next week, wana be my best man?

Sure man, i'll supply the booze.

by Cypher456 May 12, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


mans and them

friends that you are tight with please

I am chilling with my mans and them.

by Andrew Haines March 19, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž