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When Andy achieves a full erection by observing punctuation formed in the shape of women’s breasts. For example: ( . Y .)
This is a phrase that is valid every four years due to the addition of February 29th, today is actually Thursday February 29th 2024 so this statement is more valid than ever. A normal year has 365 days however leap years contain 366 days. Happy February 29th 2024 people! Have a great leap year 24/7/366!
Me: I'm always available 24/7/366 Bob!
Bob: I think you mean 24/7/365?
Me: No Bob, I mean 24/7/366. It's a leap year and today is literally February 29th!
Bob; Whoa, It is! Anyway, good one bro!
Me: You bet it Bob!
The 7-10 Spit is when you fill a girl's mouth with your cum and then she spits it out, splitting into 2 distinctly separate jizz bombs, into 2 other girl's mouths.
Dude! That girl I hooked up with at the party last night did a perfect 7-10 spit into her friend's mouths when we left the bathroom!
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Hug your crush day
Don't be shy, just do it!
*hugs crush*
crush: wtf
you: it's November 7
crush: oh okay <3
November 17 is national kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend day!
Me: “Hey babe it’s November 7”
Girlfriend: “oh baby do you need a kiss come here”
This is the day where you get a free period and you're aloud to eat food in class.
"Hey Sir today is November 7".
"Okay, kids all get your food where having a free period".
Many people celebrate this great day so all the teachers will know. But try and make the kids forget.