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cool jock smart kid

One of the world's rarest things-- A kid between the ages of 4-13 who has an IQ of over 130 and wins spelling and math bees like cake walks, has 20 friends, and can play football, basketball, baseball, soccer, lacrosse, track, etc. Usually named Paul or Rick or something like that

Hey that cool jock smart kid is really smart/cool/sporty!! He kicked my ass in a bee/decathlon/Myspace contest and let it show!

by stop it loser August 6, 2006

34πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Cool Cat saves the kids

A questionable film about an overgrown man-child in a cat costume named cool cat. Cool Cat bands together with his Master, Daddy Derek as they set out to stop bullying. Which Ironically, The director does to any reviewer of his masterpiece.

Throughout the film, they are terrorized by an overweight blonde kid named Butch. Butch makes cool cat cry, so Daddy Derek turns the lights low, puts on the smooth jazz, and rubs lubricant all over himself as he allows cool cat to punish him for being such a naughty human.

Then, the questionable family goes to the Hollywood parade to advertise their next film: Cool Cat Loves you (in more than one way).

β€œDude, Have you seen cool cat saves the kids?”

β€œOh yeah! Daddy Derek is a genius!”

by Don’tworry March 29, 2018

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cool hand luke

to masturbate excessively whilst listening to electronic music

that goateed mutha fucker sure likes to cool hand luke - i saw him at tower records the other day with his arm in a sling

by luke williams July 28, 2003

7πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


cuz I'm cool like that

frequently said phrase that is spreading like wildfire. It's a very witty answer to any question needing an explanation for an action.

Often ends in "yo." fora a cooler effect.

Confused Person:"Hey, why the hell are you doing that?!"

Cool Person: "Cuz, I'm cool like that, yo."

by Pink Phox February 27, 2005

64πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


thats cool I guess

1. Thats cool I guess we're best friends so well, awkward.
2. Thats cool I guess I like you but it isnt often people say that to me.
3. Thats cool I guess I'm not paying attention.

Etc. Etc.

Katie: well I like you.
Jaden: thats cool I guess.....

by Cambria S January 10, 2008

31πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


too school for cool

not cool...... the same as a bee with no knees, or a cat who had his pyjamas tragicaly burnt off in a fire, or some little retard ho is really smart so he shuns all his friends and goes off to do scholarships and stuff....... you could also just say its a fat little multi-chinned american who not only is fat multi chinned and american but is dyslexic.... therefore making him prone to many blunders literature wise and forcing him to make the uncommon error of saying the word hat this mening is based around instead of too cool for school........ The End (deep breath put step down from soapbox)

"whoah did you see that awesome show it was too school for cool"

"you're a nad the real way to say it is too cool for school dickweed"

by specky January 20, 2005

38πŸ‘ 312πŸ‘Ž


too school for cool

someone who goes out with his/her friends and doesn't "have fun" the way the rest of them do. The say that "their parents will kill them", or "their future is too important to mess up on one night". A.K.A. a pussy

You think that your too school for cool. But I got a newsflash for you... your not.

by Mark C. McKenna October 24, 2010

37πŸ‘ 303πŸ‘Ž