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cow hound

A dude that f*cks fat girls

Mike totally hooked up with that beast from the party last night, he's such a cow hound!

by shyguyagain December 18, 2013


Stroppy Cow

Someone who enjoys hard sex in a broken old boat while having 9 std's

She loves Stroppy Cow
I hate people who like Stroppy Cow

by Baby Yeeter 5000 September 2, 2019


When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024


cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

by rural magician May 24, 2021