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You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.
John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."
When someone stops making all payments to creditors at once. Credit cards, medical bills, car payments etc. Basically only paying rent and utilities.
Hey how much are your medical bills? Weren't you working on getting your credit score up? Nah bro, I'm dumping my credit
smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee
Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?
Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump
The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.
Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.
One of the stupidest fucking things I’ve heard off.
Boy 1: Bro love our dumpship and the dump podcast
Boy 2: No bro. love it when you fist my dump hole
Dump the bag! Going full send/full tilt with anything Recreational. Followed by shouting it in a Tourette’s fashion loudly.
Lay out some lines Johnny. “Dump the bag!!”