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Lee Min Ho

Sexy South Korean actor/model/singer featured in "Boys Over Flowers" and "City Hunter".

He is often compared to Kim Hyun Joong- Nobody can agree on who is the hottest.

(3 am) *Drools* "I'm going to learn Korean, get employed by SM, and Lee Min Ho will somehow fall for me and we will get married and have babies"

"SAME"

by fightingunnie June 24, 2013

148πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


NC-HO Creed

No one is more trashy than I. I am a Non-Classy HO, a leader in sexually transmitted diseases. As a Non-Classy HO, I realize that I am a member of a time honored profession (prostitution), known as β€œThe Backdoor of the Army”. I am proud of the term NC-HO and at all times will conduct myself so as to bring credit upon the prostitutes, my Johns, and my vagina, regardless of the penis in which is inside myself. I will not use protection or lubrication to inhibit pleasure, profit, and definitely not personal safety.

Carelessness is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind – debauchery during my mission and the welfare of my soldiers’ penises. I will strive to remain scab-free and orally proficient. I am aware of my role as an NC-HO. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent of my hole. All soldiers are entitled to outstanding blow jobs; I will provide those blow jobs. I know my soldiers and I will always place their penises inside ANY of my holes. I will fraternize consistently with my soldiers and I will often leave them unsatisfied. I will be loose and sloppy when recommending both anal and falatio.

Ho’s in my unit will have maximum time to gain rank; they will not earn it for their merit. Ho’s will earn no respect, but continue to go up the pay scale because they screw over their fellow soldiers. I do not know how to be loyal to anyone who dares fall for me; husbands, wives, or lovers alike. I will exercise selfishness by sleeping with other women’s spouses during long stretches of absence (deployments). I will always compromise my integrity; I have no morality. I will not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget that we are prostitutes, sluts, whores, Non-Classy HO’s, SHAMELESS!

SSG Westmorland is such an NC-HO! She lives the NC-HO Creed to the tee! I bet her grandfather would be proud!

by Not Rachel's friend anymore June 19, 2009

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


prose before hos

The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.

Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.

by alecb May 7, 2007

101πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Kim Kyung Ho

Kim Kyung Ho, or KKH for short, is a rock/metal singer known for bringing rock music to Korea in the 1990's. He sings 3 different genres of songs: Ballad, Rock and Metal. KKH has been and still is known as the best rock singer in Korea up to this day. These are a few of his popular songs: Forbidden Love, People Who Make Me Sorrow, Shout, Dear Father, Last Prayer, My Love Even In The Heavens, Heartless, Until The Day We Love Beautifully, Oasis and Habit.

Kim Kyung Ho's concert last night was amazing!
My favourite song by Kim Kyung Ho is Forbidden Love.
Kim Kyung Ho is a legend of rock.

by JasianRee August 13, 2012


ho lee fuk

The name of and what is said by a korean piolet say before he fucks up and crashes the plane

Capitan Ho Lee Fuk: "Ho Lee Fuk"
Captain Wi Tu Lo: "Wi Tu Lo"
(Plane Crashes)

by sootie8 September 15, 2013

105πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


sum yung ho

an Asian person who is sexually promiscuous, or is know for being promiscuous.

"Tom is dating Li Ming ? Doesn't he know she's a Sum Yung Ho ?"

by BNIC January 25, 2007

133πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Captain Save a Ho

A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.

My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.

by TheTruth6998 November 20, 2010

425πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž