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Jimmy Handjob

The act of masturbating to comical movies

Last night I caught my roommate pulling a Jimmy Handjob to Animal House.

by Mcfizzletodetizzle November 11, 2013


cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.

Just hanging out...cracking on some jimmies.

by shauna blakney October 19, 2010


Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.

We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.

by Vern the Man March 19, 2021


Jimmy G Moment

When your friend drops the ball and gets very angry.

Person A: "I can't believe she liked me all along!"
Person B: "Damn, that's a Jimmy G moment!"

by MikeBarnes248 January 31, 2022


Jimmi-Jacked

The Universe's style of payback
Or Karma's brother.

“Man, I can't believe that out of all these people I'm the one that gets arrested. I've been Jimmi-Jacked".

by TrickyT March 27, 2024


Pulled a Jimmy

Appearing to attempt to jump over a small creek or stream, but failing miserably, resulting in very wet, muddy shoes. Can also be used to indicate everyday failure. Also commonly used in sports that involve throwing an object such as a ball or disc.

We all crossed the creek just fine, but Paul totally pulled a Jimmy.

Jeff pulled a Jimmy while playing Frisbee and busted a car window.

by MHS Track March 6, 2009


Pulled a Jimmy

When you are singing, humming, mouthing, or whistling a notoriously famous song, and some guy, be it a friend or someone you don't know at all, starts singing the words to the famous song with you timidly and awkwardly, making you stop singing immediately. Typically the theory of "pulling a Jimmy" can be tested by walking towards the person in question, and singing "we are the champions." If the person joins you a couple words in, he is deemed to be pulling a Jimmy. **Warning** avoid singing around these people once you have caught on to them! Or better yet.... try and see how many times in a row you can get the fool to join you in singing gayly and then tell all of your friends!

Dude, I went downstairs and started singing "Doe, a deer, a female deer," and this guy named Jimmy started singing with me and I stopped immediately because it was extremely gay. He seriously pulled a Jimmy there.

by Jextasy August 8, 2008